I'm Your Christmasman

Inspired by Dorky Dad, I started wondering what it might sound like if Curtis Mayfield had written the theme song to that animated classic, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". I think it might go something like this:

Christmasman (Sing to the tune of Pusherman)

I'm your Mama
I'm your Daddy
I'm that Kringle
In the alley
I'm your doctor
When in need
Want some toys?
Here have these
You know me
I'm your friend
Your main boy
Thick and thin

I'm your Christmasman (2x)

Ain't I clean
Toy machine
Super cool
I ain’t mean
Dealin' good
For The Man
SuperChrist
Here I stand
Secret stash
Heavy bread
Baddest elves
In the land

I'm your Christmasman (3x)

Silent life of good deeds
A man of odd circumstance
a victim of winter demands
I need no money for style
But I'll let you trip for a while
I’m secure from the past
How long can a good thing last?
Woo-hoo, no...

Got to be givin, y'all
Gotta get givin, now
Christmasman, he be givin y'all

Heavy mind
Heavy sign
Makin' joy
All the time
My reindeer
And just me
For all kiddies
To see
Winter Prince
Is my thing
Makin' toys’
How I swing

I'm your Christmasman (2x)

Full bags, please
Take no fee
Make your world
What you want it to be
Got a woman I love desperately
Cant’ give her nuttin’ better than me
Been told I shoul’nt be nuthin' else
Just a giver in spite of myself
I know I can break it
This life just don't change it
Lord, Lord, yeah

Got to be givin’ now
Gotta be givin’ y'all
Got to be givin’ now

I'm your Mama
I'm your Daddy
I'm that Kringle
In the alley
I'm your doctor
When in need
Want some toys?
Here take these
You know me
I'm your friend
Your main boy
Thick and thin

I'm your Christmasman (4x)
Lord, Lord