Monday, January 30, 2006

How was your week?

This comes from The Week Magazine:

Good Week For…
The unborn, after Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof—daughter of Sir Bob and sister to Fifi Trixibelle, Pixie, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly—pleaded with celebrities to stop giving their children ridiculous names. “My weird name has haunted me all my life,” said Peaches Honeyblossom.

Bad Week For…
The cold case squad, after frustrated French police finally decided to test the age of a skeleton it had been trying to identify since it washed up on a beach two years ago. Carbon dating revealed that the bones belonged to a woman murdered sometime between the years 1401 and 1453. “We think it was pirates,” said a police spokesman.

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