So I don't forget...
"If you cut this much off Carl Rove's pecker, he'd have a scab on his ass!"Boy oh boy, I sure hope St. Jude is still away.I'm going straight to hell for that one!
I can't outdo Mom's, so the hell with it.Speaking of hell, I'll probably get a dungeon right next to her's. For all eternity.Great.
You make it sound like that's a bad thing. LOL
I had a thought, but The Mom's is definitely better.
Yea, Mom trumped us. She's brilliant and I was already going to hell.I hope I end up on the same cell block. That could make Hell very interesting!
Diva: Would you want YOUR Mom nagging you for all eternity?"Pick up your drawers, don't blow your nose on your sleeve, you never call me, Yada yada yada."Brr. It would be a cold day in hell.
Come on guys, where's your sense of friendly competition? Here's mine:"My first pair of Manolos were only this high."(My mind is normally in the gutter - I feel like I'm growing.)
Admiral: You assume that I nag. I do not.I am pretty adept with The Flying Slipper of Doom, however.Just ask my husband.
I just had another thought. It has to do with her sex change operation.
Well if she was a guy then the obvious one would be "I was this far from a blow job last night, but my neck just ain't quite long enough..."
Sex change? Aren't you thinking of Janet Reno?
“Frankly speaking, if you were to cryogenically preserve the brain of my boss, you’d only need a vile this big.”
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